The 2025 Opening Ceremony: Meet Your Future Self

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🌀 3-STEP PROCESS TO GO FROM QUESTION MARK FUTURE PLANNER TO DREAM LIFE ARCHITECT IN 90-MINUTES 🌀

Meet your 2025 Future Self in this intuitive workshop to design your next year’s destiny. Enter into this cosmic time machine unlock new expansive possibilities and conjure greatest desires into your present reality.

WHERE? The interwebs (aka Zoom)

HOW MUCH? Donation ($25 suggestion… you know… for 2025 😉)

🗺️ WHAT YOU’LL DO 🗺️

🚀 20-minute guided meditation to time travel to December 2025 to get the inside scoop from your Future Self on what to conjure and cultivate this coming year.

📜 Create a 2025 Future Self Survival Guide so you can identify and cultivate more of the highs, have the tools to intuitively navigate the lows, and plants seeds of possibility as you personally grow.

🧘 A gentle somatic practice to supercharge your intuition by clarifying your full body yes whenever you feel out of wack and alignment.

✍️ An automatic writing practice (don’t worry—I’ll teach you how!) to craft tangible and achievable goals that set your 2025 self up for success.

💖 An energetic embodiment practice to collapse timelines by embodying your future self in your present reality.

🔮 Group reading to get clear on how to embrace the endless possibilities of 2025 and prepare for the unexpected plot twists it’s going to bring.

It’ll feel suspiciously easy, as you bob and weave through the coming days and months. With an intention that’s aligned with your soul and designed to morph and grow with you, anything becomes possible. Road blocks transform into launch pads and existential crises become training mats with you only becoming stronger, calmer, and more vibrant.

The future unknown used to be a daunting gaping abyss that set your spidey senses off and had your nervous system battening down the hatches. Now, you’re bouncing on the balls of your feet, ecstatic and truly prepared for what the future will bring.

After all, you collapse timelines to unlock future possibilities by seeing the proof that it’s an inevitability for your dreams to become your reality.

As the age old adage goes: you’ve gotta see it to believe it…

… and who better to trust than your Future Self.

 YOU DO THAT BY  

– Visualizing the future to unlock new doorways and prepare you for the magic that’s about to be conjured in your reality.

– Identifying limiting beliefs that you’re ready to transform and winding them into your goals to make them happen, easy peasy lemon squeezy

– Creating a somatic safety imprint for the pending changes so you’ll recognize them when they show up and allow your self to navigate through them calmly and confidently

– Submerging your senses in the details of your future reality and training your intuition to recognize the alignment when it shows up.

– Crafting goals that not only feel doable but also enjoyable to complete and merge seamlessly into the life you already love more than anything.

And you’ll do all of that and more in this workshop! Step-by-step.

Once you travel through your own personal Back to the Future, you’ll be *well and truly ready* to set the new powerful intentions of what you want to change this next year. Crafting your intuitive game plan to morph and grow with you is the most intelligent thing you can to calmly and confidently navigate the future unknown.

🧐 WHAT TO EXPECT 🧐

At 6pm MT, you’ll light your favorite ambient candle and click the Zoom link, ready to dive in. Taking a moment to get settled, you’ll do a quick intention setting meditation to arrive, calibrate your intuition, and set a clear intention as you prepare to time travel.

Then, you’ll sink into a vibey guided meditation that will transport you forward in time to get the inside scoop what you’ll navigate in 2025 from future you aka what to do to not only survive but thrive. 

Scribbling all of the insight down, you’ll craft a letter to this future version of you, vowing to them why you’ll commit to making all your dreams happen with gratitude and pure excitement. 

Then, you’ll quantum leap back to the present to take a raw look at where you are and what habits, beliefs, and energies you’re ready to shed and how to embody future you IRL.

This 2025 Future Self Survival Guide will leave you with clear and concise patterns you’re unsubscribing from and new, upgraded, and achievable practices and scripts you actually want to implement and do more of. It will include habits, new mindset, and more.

Next, you’ll learn an easy breezy energy intuitive alignment practice you can do every morning to continue this magnetic transformation that’s already begun. Even better, you can use this practice whenever you feel inspired and need to refresh your subconscious.

To wrap it all up with the most whimsical bow, you’ll listen to a personalized reading for the group to take all the insights you’ve illuminated about the coming year one step further.

You’ll leave feeling excited about all of your impending possibilities, feeling 25x lighter, and supercharged with confidence as you take off into 2025!

🌟 EXCLUSIVE BONUS! 🌟

Ten participants who join live will receive a 15-minute live intuitive reading where we’ll tap into the energy of your most magnetic self, what to do more of, and what to do less of in order to create the life of your dreams.

👛 WHAT TO BRING 👛

Yourself (obvi), your favorite journal and pen, and the perfect vibe setting candle.

  PEOPLE WHO’RE INVITED TO THE 2025 OPENING CEREMONY:  

– All of the over-achieving besties who’ve routinely gotten the “Let Me Skip To The Good Part” TikTok audio (#RIP) stuck in their head (and are praying it’s a sign that they’re manifesting).

– All of my recovering perfectionists who currently have a dedicated folder in their email inbox to the 50+ New Year, New Me freebies they’ve downloaded but has only opened maybe three of them no idea how to go about implementing them and worried it will become just another annual archive of false inspiration.

– Anyone who’s ever wished they could text their Future Self and wished even harder that there Future Self is somehow Aubrey Plaza with all the tea.

– The non-committal mystics who have the biggest dreams ever but ride the #strugglebus to make them happen (aka their Notes app and journal are a graveyard with new habits and future plans).

– Every single person whoever envied Hermione for her Time Turner or wished they could somehow invent Adam Sandler’s magical universal remote that controls time.

– The future professional resters who want nothing more than to subscribe to slow living and intentional working but have no idea how they’re supposed to make it happen when every time the scratch off a to-do list, two more are automatically added.

– Anyone who wants to existentially purge FOMO from all levels of their consciousness once and for good.

– My best friend who is currently drowning because she some how has 8 trips in the next three months (bachelorette, wedding, showers, etc etc etc) and so now all ideas of rest and spontaneous adventures have been put on hold until April… hopefully…

– Every single TikTok mourner whoever got the 🎵 Can we skip to the good part 🎵 jingle stuck in their head and was secretly convinced that the more repeats they got, the faster the quantum leaping would happen.

– The recovering people-pleasure that are worried they’re some how going to overcommit their PTO again this year and have to reschedule their dream vacation to see the Mayan ruins for the third year in a row.

– Anyone who’s ever been obsessed with Mastermind by Taylor Swift and/or listened to it on repeat (no explanation needed).

– The existential dread warriors who are doing their best to not #freakout at the state of the world because they want to BE the change and create real and tangible ripple effects in their line of work, relationships, and community by conjuring new (and never before seen) solutions that will affect meaningful shifts in the world for the greatest good.

– The spiritual skeptics who want to see with their own eyes that the future magical reality the psychics on Threads and YouTube keep talking about is actually possible (and if so, how they want to subscribe to it).

– Every single person who ever picked up a stick they found in their local park as a child and proceeded to cast elaborate spells with it.

– Any and all people who are ready to take charge of their own destiny and design a life that feels even more liberating who’s free on January 29th from 6-7:30pm MT…

I’ll see you at the 2024 Opening Ceremony to Meet Your Future Self and plan the 2025 of your dreams!!!